Well, you want them to work, don't you?
Because Paracetamol on fire.
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
Bernadette
6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.
He had a hole in one.
Chase it round the garden
They hoe it.
Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Cause then there would be a hole in one!
He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
Patient: She's out of town.
Baghdad
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
