Paracetamol Jokes

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

What do you call inexplicably missing aioli?

Awoli.

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Who's there! Agatha! Agatha who?

Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

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What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

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How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.