Paracetamol Jokes

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.