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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

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Because they are missing two towers.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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