Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
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There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
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A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
They both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking
It's made from scratch
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She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
He always shoves a Bill down her throat!
Clare your throat before you speak!
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
It had the flew and its throat was soar.
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
70 because after 69 your mouth's full.
Cause 69's a mouthful!
The steaks were getting too damn high.
Because the rancher was a cattlist.
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
It raises a stink!
Her husband on a date.
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
They are the wurst.
This guy!
Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!
Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.
Guacamelee
Uh...a blacker eye?
On a plane.
A progressive priest will give you a reach around.
