Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
It's made from scratch
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Clare your throat before you speak!
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
It had the flew and its throat was soar.
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
Cos I'm quitting today.
Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...
Stark Raving Mad
I wub wub wub you....
Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
Noone cares.
Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
A baby with a javellin through its head.
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
They turn the stool upside down
