Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
It's made from scratch
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Clare your throat before you speak!
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
It had the flew and its throat was soar.
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
Wait for him to give it back.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
A walkie talkie!
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while
I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."
A baby with a javellin through its head.
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
The week force.
He died at such a Jung age.
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.