What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.