What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.