What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.