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What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.