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What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

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What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!