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What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.