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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.