What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

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I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.