Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

Stool Sample Jokes More Stool Sample Jokes

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.