What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Stool Sample Jokes More Stool Sample Jokes

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.