What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

Stool Sample Jokes More Stool Sample Jokes

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.