What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

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Spelling!

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They both got accepted to Yale.

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It's a pilot's life for me!

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You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.