April Sale - 20% Off

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Previous Random Joke Next
Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Jog-raphy!

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

Stool Sample Jokes More Stool Sample Jokes

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.