What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.