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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Stool Sample Jokes More Stool Sample Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.