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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Stool Sample Jokes More Stool Sample Jokes

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.