What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.