What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

What is a ghost's favorite part of school?

Spirit week.

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What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Stool Sample Jokes More Stool Sample Jokes

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.