What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Stool Sample Jokes More Stool Sample Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.