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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Looks like we're snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix