Accidentally hit submit before you
Because there's no karma involved.
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Submitting a stool sample.
I don't know, I just click "submit"
I dunno, i just click submit
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Do I hand my life in
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke
Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)
Because today's April full!
I submit - Craven Moorehead
No, wait.
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
I'll post the punchline later.
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
Because there were too many rulers in school!
He just nose. All credit to my BFF
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
From a cat-alogue!
He was snowed in.
Looks like we're snowed in.
Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.
On April Ghoul's Day
April might make you feel better!
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"