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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

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Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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They're investing in wheel estate.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

April Jokes More April Jokes

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!