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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Because he got Snowden!

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

What's today's date?

Germany/Brazil/2016

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What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

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Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.