Vet: I have good news and bad news..
Because they only have one *tale*
A fur-nace
Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
Because bad news travels fast!
Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW
Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."
