How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

What's Up Doc?

By Howie Dewin