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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What's the good news?

Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.