Vet: I have good news and bad news..
A police dog in disguise.
Cat you understand!
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week
It lacks gravity.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."
By Howie Dewin
