How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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What's the good news?

Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."