What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches