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What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.