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What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches