What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.