Inch Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What's white and ten inches long?

Nothing.

What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic?

Trigger-nometry.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

10 Inch Jokes More 10 Inch Jokes

What's hard, white, and 10 inches?

Nothing.

What's 10 inches long and white?

Nothing.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.