Inch Jokes

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

Inch Jokes

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

What's white and ten inches long?

What is hard and six inches long?

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What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

What is white and twelve inches long?

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

What's six inches long that women love?

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