Inch Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What's white and ten inches long?

Nothing.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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What's hard, white, and 10 inches?

Nothing.

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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

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What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic.

What's math?

People who give 110%

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

What is white and 14 inches long?

Nothing.

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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.