10 Inch Jokes

What's 10 inches long and white?

Nothing.

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What's hard, white, and 10 inches?

Nothing.

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage

Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

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He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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They're both made up.

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.