How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.