How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What do you call an Italian reggae enthusiast?

A pastafarian

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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His Feyonce.

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A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!