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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away