How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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He pasta away