How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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I literally cant even write now

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Cheow!

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So they know where to stop shaving

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I need some space.

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Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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Pasta La Vista, baby!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away