How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

Because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil?

Cannoli Oil.

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One but don't expect results.

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.