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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.