What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

"Have another beer."

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.