What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk.