What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

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What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk.