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Beer Bottle Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk.

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.