Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

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Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs.

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.