Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man