Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.