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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk.

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man