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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

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What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.