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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer