Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer