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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Eyed Pirate Jokes More Eyed Pirate Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.