Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.