Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.