Depth Perception Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.