How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?

A nickeless cage.

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.