How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.