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How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

What did the woodworm say to the chair?

It's been nice gnawing you!