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How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.