5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Because she was drinking on the job.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
I told her that drinks were on the house
A ladder in her stocking!
Less than twelve parsecs.
I don't know either, I walked out early too.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
A paddy melt!!
So he could take it out for a spin!
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!