ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
I don't know but I can look it up for you.
Believe in reincarnation.
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
Ten Roofies.
Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
Squish it in your hand.
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
Mordin Volus
