Ice Cream Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl?

Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

I'm sweet on you!

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?

Shocklate.

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream?

Rocky Road.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

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He waits for it at the next stop.

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What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

What's 1+1?

2

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How do babies get out of bellies?

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D