Holocaust Jokes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

Residue Jokes More Residue Jokes

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Jolly Good Fellow Jokes More Jolly Good Fellow Jokes

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon