Holocaust Jokes

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How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Latino Eminem fail in the music business?

Because he had no compaDREs.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Residue Jokes More Residue Jokes

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Jolly Good Fellow Jokes More Jolly Good Fellow Jokes

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.