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Holocaust Jokes

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Survivor Jokes More Survivor Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

Bee Sting Jokes More Bee Sting Jokes
Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

Jolly Good Fellow Jokes More Jolly Good Fellow Jokes

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.