To start some bacon
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)
You get to meet new people everyday!
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
Biting an apple and finding half a worm
Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.
To find a tight seal.
That's right - a victim
Battlefield: Call of Duty
You only get paid in tips.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
They didn't study.
I didn't have enough seed money.