What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

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Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course.

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

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What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

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Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!