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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste