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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

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What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste