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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste