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What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

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Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.