What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

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Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

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What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste