What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

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What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

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How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!