What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste