Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

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What do you call a bee from US?

USB

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

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Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.