What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.