What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first