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What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

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Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."