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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!