What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

What is horse sense?

Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

Starfish Jokes More Starfish Jokes

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.