What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.