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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser