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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror