What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser