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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!