What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.