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What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

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What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.