Reddit already. Downvote.
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Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Because other people took the bait.
Parabolems?
M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"
Because pterodactyls are extinct.
Depends.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
They only had one pickup
Just one, if you put it in the right place.
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
Danke memes
Meme
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
Hebrewed his own
She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.
Me
