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Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Because other people took the bait.
Parabolems?
M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.
What are our scientists doing
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
4chan
A 4chan teller.
Take me to your Liederkranz.
They get to meet their old flames!
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
