What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log