What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.