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What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.