What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke