Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

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What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.