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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke