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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!