Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
Paddy O'furniture
Patty O'Furniture
Because he was sitting on the deck!
Because the captain stood on the deck.
The captains log.
A major difference.
