Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again?

Cos once you go black, you never go back.

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.