Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash