Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log