How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees.

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees.