What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper