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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

Keeper Jokes More Keeper Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper