What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

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He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.