What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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They want to catch the last goal-post!

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper