They want to catch the last goal-post!
Because they only wanted a little drama.
I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald
He was Snowden.
Because they're unable to see the big picture.
Because they release dopameme!
Qui-Gon Gin.
With an Internet.
He was caught taking a leek.
LO
Post office.
Annette.
The changing rooms!
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!