They want to catch the last goal-post!
WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!
To avoid car-pool tunnel!
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
Because the door was ajar!
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Because the bar was rattled!
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
The changing rooms!