What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae