What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Why do we need to die?

Chickens

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)