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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother