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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

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Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What's a chiropractor's busiest day?

Throwback Thursday.