Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Who's there! Cam! Cam who?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived!

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What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

What do you call a striped bra?

A zebra.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.