Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

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What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.