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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

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Which alligator lives in the Arctic?

The refridgegator.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.