Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

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Where do space monsters live?

In far distant terror-tory.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.