Friday Jokes

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Where does Walmart keep The Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do?

7-1

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?