Its the 5/7 day of the week
CGI Friday's
Prom
To the Allahu Akbar
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
At a crow bar.
Make blonde jokes!
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
Payday vs prayday.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
A good Friday
Prom night.
CGI Friday's.
Fridays.
Friday
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
The horses name was Friday.
Because everything is a steal.
What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
They go Bar Hopping!...
Friday.
Friday by Rebecca Black
A sadder day.
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
To the moovies.
Saturday Night Fever.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Kate's back.
A black berry.
Gun hangs head & turns around
The crow bar.
The crow bar
Because he had a membership.
She went to sea a movie.
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Because 7 8 9!
Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.
Counting Crows
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Roasting a chicken.
Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
She got Holm schooled told me to go here.
Slow Dancing.
