Its the 5/7 day of the week
CGI Friday's
Prom
To the Allahu Akbar
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
At a crow bar.
Make blonde jokes!
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
Payday vs prayday.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
A good Friday
Prom night.
CGI Friday's.
Fridays.
Friday
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
The horses name was Friday.
Because everything is a steal.
What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
They go Bar Hopping!...
Friday.
Friday by Rebecca Black
A sadder day.
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
To the moovies.
Saturday Night Fever.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Kate's back.
Mufasa.
Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.
Because he was in the coo klux klan
Kroger
They go on peck-nics!
Because the rest are weekdays.
Toad.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A football match.......
Walmart!
Because there are Targets on every corner.
R/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
