Friday Jokes

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!