Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

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Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.