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Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.