Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.