Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell?

Let's go get Jobs.

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...