Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!