What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Portugal Jokes More Portugal Jokes

What birds are found in Portugal?

Portu-geese!

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!