What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Portugal Jokes More Portugal Jokes

What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese

What birds are found in Portugal?

Portu-geese!