What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!