What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized