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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.