What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

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How soon?

The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.