What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

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Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.