Lean Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human