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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized