What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.