What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

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Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human