What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE