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What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly